Two maidens together, innocent and fair,
Come hear of the tale each one will share:

1)
"Since Granny's front door wasn't
   closing quite tight,
The _ _ _ - man had _ _ _ _ _ _ to come
   save me that night."

HINT:
Little Red Riding Hood a la "prince/princess"

2)
"At night I can't sleep, I don't know
   what's the MORAL
Perhaps a legume underneath my
   FEMORAL?"

HINT:
Princess and the Pea a la "waiter/waitress"

Answers:
1. AXE-man / ACCESS
2. MATTER / MATTRESS

Credit:
The Enigma
NPL Magazine
Dececmber, 2015
CRWTH