CONTRADICTORY STATEMENTS

Credit: Robert W. Harris
BIZARRO WORLD

The statements below seem to be self-contradicting, but if you see them in a certain context, they make sense. Can you determine the speakers and/or conditions that would justify the following comments?

1. The left is right.
2. Boring is exciting.
3. The mess is in order
4. The front is back.
5. Waxing is waning.

Answers:

1. True if you agree with the liberals.
2. True if you're a tunnel construction fan.
3. True if you're a military kitchen inspector.
4. True if you're a weatherman.
5. True if you have a hair removal salon and business is slowing down.