TWO RIDDLES

1. A sheep tender is a shepherd. A cattle tender is a cowhand. What's Turkey tender?

2. Why was Washington's 1776 decision to cross the Delaware similar to the 1973 Supreme Court decision legalizing abortion?

Answers:

1. Liras
2. Row vs. wade (Roe vs. Wade)

Credits:
#1: Nancy Salomon
#2: Bruce Venzke