SPOONERISMS IX

1. What's the difference between a dasher and a haberdasher?
2. What's the difference between a wedding chapel and a restaurant's daily specials?

Answers:

1. One specializes in short spurts, the other in sport shirts.
2.  One is a marrying venue, the other a varying menu.

Credits:
Both: NPR Weekend Edition Sunday Puzzle
           August 8, 2010 
           Presented by Will Shortz
1. Gary Disch
2. Michael True