WHY I NEVER MARRIED
Frances Hansen

1. Why I didn't marry the carpenter?
2. Why I didn't marry the mason?
3. Why I didn't marry the ditch-digger?
4. Why I didn't marry the tailor?
5. Why I didn't marry the baker?
6. Why I didn't marry the charming millionaire?

Answers:

1. He had dirty nails.
2. He was stoned.
3. He was in a rut.
4. He needled me.
5. He was crusty.
6. He never proposed.