16 CHILDREN'S RIDDLES

1. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
2. Why did the girl give her boyfriend a broom?
3. Why was the calendar unhappy?
4. Why are snowmen always rude?
5. Why was the sleepy farmer so mean?
6. What did the architect do for the tall family?
7. Why was sit hard for the scarecrow to make friends?
8. Why was Atlas arrested?
9. Why do people get their best ideas at sunrise?
10. Which is faster - heat or cold?
11. What flowers are between your nose and chin?
12. What do you call a pile-up of giraffes?
13. What happened to the fish that jumped on a scale?
14. What has five eyes but can't see?
15. What happened to the sheep who fell for the scam?
16. How do you know that TV announcers have small hands? 

17. What kind of bank is like your toes?

Answers:

1. In case they get a hole-in-one
2. So he could sweep her off her feet
3. Its days were numbered.
4. They give you the cold shoulder.
5. He hit the hay.
6. She raised the roof.
7. He was a stuffed shirt.
8. For holding up the world
9. That's when they dawn on them
10. Heat - You can catch a cold.
11. Tulips (two lips)
12. A giraffic jam
13. He got a weigh
14. The Mississippi River
15.  It got fleeced.
16. They keep saying "Wee paws" for station identification. 

17. A piggy bank