THREE RIDDLES

1. What's a good example of "different strokes for different folks?"

2. If a one-day old baby could talk, what is the one question that only a one-day old could answer truthfully?

3. Why did the roofer refuse to pay for his drink?

Answers:

1. A swim meet
2. "You think I was born yesterday?"
3. He thought it was on the house.

Credit #1:
David C. Duncan Dekker