FOUR RIDDLES
1. Why was the orchestra conductor having trouble with the string section?
2. What do you say to Ravi Shankar when he's right, but not quite right.
3. What happened to the guy who didn't pay for his exorcism?
4. What happened to the lady who bought the sedan chair?
Answers:
1. The basses were loaded.
2. Close, but no sitar
3. He was repossessed.
4. She got carried away.
Credit:
#3: Kelly Clark
#4: Arlan and Linda Bushman
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