WORST PICK-UP LINES III

1. If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.
2. Guess what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
3. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
4. Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI hot.
5. If you were a Facebook page, I'd click Like.
6. If you were a prison, I'd ask for a life sentence.
7. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
8. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
9. You know, having 50 million dollars in the bank doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
10. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
11. If I had to choose between a night with you and winning the lottery, I would choose winning the lottery - but it would be close, really close.