FIVE RIDDLES

1. Why did the handyman have trouble getting work?
2. When should you go bowling?
3. Why is French the rudest language?
4. What can you make, break, and bend?
5. An abandoned Hoover was left in the forest. All the trees got together and threw it out. Why?

Answers:

1. His first name was Fritz.
2. In your spare time
3. It has to be pardoned so often.
4. Rules
5. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Credit:
#3: Harvey Estes
#5: The Enigma 
       June, 2017
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