DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB

If the butcher's night job was HAM OPERATOR, what was the night job of the ..................

1. Stock broker?
2. Orthopedic surgeon?
3. Guidance counselor?

Answers:

1. Cattle rancher
2. Disc jockey
3. Soccer goal tender

Credit:
NY Times Crossword
February 17, 1995
Arthur S. Verdesca (adapted)