OVERHEARD AT THE POKER GAME
NY Times Crossword
February 8, 2004
Randolph Ross

Q. What did the chef say at the poker game?
A. "I need to win this pot."

What did the ________ say at the poker game?

1. Laundry worker
2. Theater owner
3. Car seller
4. Tennis pro
5. Artist
6. Optometrist
7. Farmer

Answers:

1. I fold.
2. I've got a full house.
3. I'll deal.
4. I need an ace.
5. I'll draw a card.
6. I'll see you.
7. I'll raise you.