BAD PUNS IX

NY Times Crossword
March 15, 2001
Cathy Allis Millhauser

The answers to the clues are bad puns.

1. Why did the heavy rain wear her out?
2. Why is riding a two-wheeler boring?
3. Why did military service leave her pooped?
4. Why did driving take away her energy?

Answers:

1. Storm drains
2. Bicycle tires
3. Army fatigues
4. Car exhausts