JOKES

Question to weatherman: When will we know for sure what the weather is going to be like on Sunday?
Answer: Monday
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Weatherman: "It tried to rain, but it mist."
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Two men were sitting in a doctor's office waiting room.
"What are you in here for?" asked one.
"Circumcision," came the reply.
"I had that done the day after I was born," the first man commented.
"Well, I guess you don't remember anything about it."
"I know I couldn't walk for a year."
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In East Texas, two highway patrolmen pulled a motorist over for speeding. As one officer began to write a ticket, he asked his partner, "What town are we in?"
"Nacogdoches," was the reply.
"Let him go," the officer said as he folded his ticket pad. "We can pick him up again in Waco."