PARAPROSDOKIANS II

1. Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

2. A newly-married couple were going through a rough patch.
    "Admit it, Jayne," the husband said, "the only reason you married me was the ten million dollars my grandfather left me."
    "That's not true," answered Jayne, "it doesn't matter to me who left you the money."

3. "If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
    (W.C. Fields)