THREE RIDDLES

1. A couple posed for a picture. What day of the week was it?

2. What do achieving perpetual motion, discovering the Fountain of Youth, and programming a VCR have in common?

3. How much does a pair of pirate earrings cost?

Answers:

1. SATurday 
2. They're all impossible. 
3. $2.00 - A buck an ear

Credits:
1. Arthur Eaglejam
2. William S. Cotter 
3. Adam G. Perl