JOKES
From Reader's Digest

A sheriff in a small western court rose to testify against a prisoner. "What's this feller here charged with?" the judge demanded.
"Bigotry, judge," answered the sheriff. "He's got three wives."
"Three!" snorted the judge. "Why, you ignoramus, that ain't bigotry. That's trigonometry."
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     As my teenage daughter was leaving for the evening, she looked at my wife and me and teased, "Now, don't do anything I wouldn't do."
     "Don't worry." my wife replied. "We won't do the dishes."