PARAPROSDOKIANS III

Commuter: "I have a lot in common with my mother-in-law."
Seatmate: "Really?"
Commuter: "Yes, we both wish my wife had married someone else."


Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped and returned to the gate. After waiting over an hour, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what happened. "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," said the attendant. "It took us almost an hour to find another pilot."