FOUR RIDDLES

1. What do you call a Naval officer who's an expert in astrology?
2. What did Santa have after he misplaced his papers?
3. What do you call next-generation camping gear?
4. What were the couch potato's two favorite exercises?

Answers:

1. Ensign of the Zodiac 
2. A listless feeling 
3. Future tents 
4. Fork lifts and cheese curls

Credit #4:
John Lampkin