JOKES
From Reader's Digest

A woman, whose husband was an airline pilot, was annoyed with him because he kept asking where things in the house were.
Husband: Have you seen my phone?
Wife: How can you find Detroit at night in a blizzard and you can't find your own phone in your own house?
Husband: Detroit doesn't move.



A young man had moved out of his parents' home and was living on his own in an apartment. His parents dropped by to visit him and see how he was doing.
Father: How are your neighbors?
Son: They're a bit strange. One keeps moaning and the other keeps knocking his head on the wall.
Mother: I think it's best if you keep to yourself.
Son: Oh, I do. I just stay in my room playing my bagpipes.