FIVE RIDDLES

1. Where did the kleptomaniac like to go on vacation?
2. What kind of cosmetic surgery did the kleptomaniac have?
3. How did the kleptomaniac know what time it was?
4. What position did the kleptomaniac play on the baseball team?
5. Why was the kleptomaniac offended?

Answers:

1. Palm Springs
2. A face lift
3. He checked his pocket watch.
4. Pinch hitter
5. He took things the wrong way.