LAST WORDS IX

From Reader's Digest

     As master of ceremonies for our high school reunion, I handed out a bottle of champagne to the graduate who had traveled the farthest to be there, and another to the person who had been married the longest. When we got to the classmate with the most children, I said, "Trudy, you win with 11 kids. Then, trying to be clever, I continued, "Champagne is only half the prize. The other half is a giant, economy-size bottle of aspirin."
     "Don't bother," Trudy replied. "I've never had a headache."