JOKES
From Reader's Digest

1.  My husband and I were at our daughter's high school volleyball game when we noticed an adult couple in the bleachers being very affectionate. The woman kept running her hands down the man's arms and massaging his shoulders and neck while kissing his ear. "I don't know if I should watch them or the game," I said to my husband.
     "Watch them," he replied. "You already know how to play volleyball."


2. What is......................

A. Flosstrophobia?
B. Hackrophobia?
C. Aibohphobia?

Answers 2:

A. Fear of getting something stuck between your teeth 
B. Fear of taxis
C. Fear of palindromes