JOKES

From Reader's Digest

Our church was having its first service in the new sanctuary. The pastor nervously stepped to the pulpit to deliver the sermon. "Being here," he began, "is like being on a first date." He paused, moving his arms about the new pulpit. Then he continued, "You don't know where to put your hands."


     My daughter was a freshman at Ricks College in Rexburg, Idaho, when she wrote to me concerning my life-long interest, astronomy. The letter read, "Dad, you thought I never paid attention when you showed me the constellations. But as I was walking the other evening with Sean (just a friend), I showed him the Big Dipper and Orion. Aren't you proud of me?"
     "I am very proud of you," I wrote back. "I know that you correctly identified the Big Dipper because I also saw it a few nights ago while walking with your mother. However, we didn't see Orion that evening, because this time of year it doesn't rise until 1 a.m.
     "Who's Sean?"