JOKES

From Reader's Digest

A prison warden's daughter married one of the inmates. The warden was asked by a reporter how he felt about it.
"I'm upset," he answered.
"Why?" continued the reporter. "Because she married a convict?"
"No," the warden said. "Because she eloped."


   After her election, the first Jewish woman President called her mother to invite her to the inauguration. The mother agreed to come, and when the great day arrived she was seated among Supreme Court Justices and Cabinet members.
   Just a short time into the solemn ceremony, she nudged the man to her left. "You see that girl with her hand on the Bible?" the mother said with great excitement. "Her brother's a doctor!"


Q. If Jason of mythology and his fellow seamen carried a certain French delicacy on board, what might you be able to say?
A. The cargo of the Argo was escargot.