Tuesday, August 7, 2018

BAD PUNS XV

1. What do you call a veteran sailor holding a gun?

2. Why is "Senorita" a misnomer for "Senora"?

3. What do you call a street scene extra in a Prague film?

4. What did one designer say to the other at the (East) Indian fashion show?

Answers:

1. A salt with a deadly weapon
2. Because a senora is a miss no more 
3. A background Czech
4. Whose sari now?

Credit:
1. Harvey Estes

2. AROUNDEVE (from The Enigma - March, 2018)
3. Jim Holland

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