DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XXXVI

Did you hear about.........................

1. The big winner on Jeopardy?

2. The weekly poker game in heaven with Vasco da Gama, Christoper Columbus, Leif Eriksson, and Francisco Pizarro?

3. The guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian?

4. "Jack and Jill - the Sequel"?

5. The three friends in the retirement home?

Answers:

1. He went home the next day and his wife demanded, "Who were those women I saw you outwit last night?"

2. They could never beat the straights of Magellan. 

3. He has a sign on his door: "Either way, you get your dog back." 

4. It's called "Beyond the Pail."

5. Charley Horse, Arthur Itis, and Ben Gay.

Credit #4:
Jeffrey Wechsler