JOKES  

     Driving through Texas, a New Yorker collided with a truck carrying a horse. A few months later he tried to collect damages for his injuries. "How can you now claim to have all these injuries?" asked the insurance company's lawyer. "According to the police report, at the time you said you were not hurt."
     "Look,"replied the New Yorker, "I was lying in the road in a lot of pain, and I heard someone say the horse had a broken leg. The next thing I know this Texas Ranger pulls out his gun and shoots the horse. Then he turns to me and asks, "Are you okay?"


     Sam and Irv are led to a wall to face a firing squad. The commander comes over and blindfolds them. Disdainful, Sam rips his blindfold from his face, spits on it, and hurls it to the ground.
     "Please, Sam," pleads his buddy, "don't make trouble!"