JOKES

1. Jay Leno in Reader's Digest:

The NBA's Washington Bullets will be changing their name to avoid being associated with an image of crime. So form now on, they're just going to be known as the Bullets.

2. From Reader's Digest:

Patient to psychiatrist: I had a dream last night that you were my mother.
Psychiatrist: How do you feel about that?
Patient: Really, I haven't had time to think about it. I overslept this morning, and then remembered I had an appointment with you. So I gobbled down a Coke and a cookie for breakfast and came straight here."
Psychiatrist: A Coke and cookie? You call that breakfast?