JOKES

   Mac died at the controls of his plane and went to pilots' hell, where he found a hideous devil and three doors. The devil was busy escorting other pilots to various "hell rooms." "I'll be right back - don't go away," said the devil, and vanished.
   Sneaking over to the first door, Mac peeked in and saw a cockpit where the pilot was condemned forever to run through pre-flight checks. He slammed the door and peeked into the second. There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while a pilot had to avoid one emergency after another. Unable to imagine a worse fate, Mac cautiously opened the third door. He was amazed to see many beautiful, scantily clad flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.
   He quickly returned to his place seconds before the devil re-appeared. "Okay, Mac," said the devil.
"Which door will it be, No. 1 or No. 2?"
   "But I want No. 3," answered Mac.
   "Sorry," said the devil. "You can't have door No. 3. That's flight attendants' hell."