PICTURESQUE SPEECH II

From Reader's Digest

1. Swan song - cygneture
2. Allergy doctor - Antisneezeologist
3. Divorce - Elimimate
4. Scene stealer - Claptomaniac
5. That important date you forgot - Anniversorry
6. Water rights - Artesian coordinates
7. Sign in a thrift shop - Too good to be threw
8. Another view of a trigonometry problem - Secant opinion
9. Sign in a Chinese restaurant - All You Can Eat - and Dim Sum
10. Nighttime traffic - Where diamonds go one way and rubies another