JOKES

In a recent poll, one in four people said they'd donate a kidney to a complete stranger. Yeah, sure. Ninety percent of those people won't even let a strange merge in traffic.
Jay Leno

   Our extended family traveled to Chicago for a relative's wedding. While the rest of us waited in the car, my grandfather went to check us in.
   "Do you have a reservation for a group of Hicks from Kalamazoo?" he asked the desk clerk.
   "I'll check," the clerk replied.
   "What's your name?"
Robert Hicks