JOKES

From Reader's Digest

1)
Teacher: Susie, do you know your numbers?
Susie: Yup. My dad taught me.
T: What comes after three?
S: Four
T: Great. What number comes after six?
S: Seven
T: Excellent. Your dad did a good job.
    Now, what's after ten?
S: Jack

2)
   After a hard day at work, a circular saw and a belt sander go to their favorite bar.
   As they're relaxing, some other power tools join them. The saw turns to the sander and says, "Do you know these guys?"
  The sander answers, "I know the drill."

Credit:
#2: Contributed by Karl Green