PARAPROSDOKIANS XIX
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Rune Carlson 

   At a Seattle airport, a crowd was waiting for friends and relatives arriving on an overseas flight. One man standing in front of the international arrivals door unrolled a huge banner that read: WELCOME HOME, JILL.
   The first person to appear was a very attractive flight attendant. Impressed by the banner, she remarked, "Wow, I wish I were Jill."
   The man holding the banner replied, "I wish you were too."