PICTURESQUE SPEECH VII
From Reader's Digest

CHOICE CUTS

1. Analysis of a Preakness Stakes entrant: "If Paul Revere had ridden this horse, we'd still be under British rule."

2. "Novelist _______________ would be a sure thing for a Nobel Prize if only the Swedes hadn't neglected to establish a prize for cliches."

Contributors:
1. Mark Hopkins
2. L.S. Klepp