FIVE RIDDLES

1. When would it be a bad idea to name a boy Harley?
2. Seven letters of the alphabet that make up their own language. What are they?
3. Other than shaking hands and waving, what else can you use to say hello and good-bye?
4. Why didn't the over-weight Englishman want to lose twenty pounds?
5. What did the southern doctor say as he examined his patient?

Answers:

1. When his father's name is David. The boy could be introduced as "Harley, David's son" 
2. A, B, C, D, E, F , and G - the notes of the musical scale. 
3. A kiss
4. Nobody wants to lose money. 
5. "Now open your mouth and say 'Ahhh..............will not sue.' "