DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XLVII

Did you hear about .......................

1. The guy who swallowed a dictionary?
2. The heart-broken tractor salesman?
3. The autobiography of Yogi Berra?
4. The buff fifth century warrior-king?
5. The guy who forgot how to throw a boomerang?

Answers:

1. He got thesaurus throat he'd ever had. 
2. He got a John Deere letter. 
3. It's titled I Catching. 
4. Attila the Hunk
5. Eventually, it came back to him.

Credit:
4: Joy C. Frank