JOKES

The next time somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to put a pair of skis over his shoulder and go through a revolving door.
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Scene: Bar
Customer: What's the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Customer: OK, I'll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
Customer: There you go. So what's the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first." No spaces, all lower case.