PARAPROSDOKIANS XX
From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Sheila Lane


   At a grocery checkout counter, my father was sorting through various currencies, searching for U.S. dollars to pay for his purchases. "Look at all that foreign money," the cashier said, I bet you're going overseas."
   "I'm an airline pilot," Dad explained." "I frequently fly to the Oreint."
   "Oooh, a pilot! That must be exciting!"
   "Not if I do it right," replied my father.
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From Reader's Digest
Contributed by @JENSTATSKY

1. On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, ".................
2. On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, "................. 

Answers:
1. "Enough already."
2. "I think I might be a hoarder."