QUOTES CII

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies in the process.
E.B.White

When I look at the Internet, I feel the same as when I'm walking through Coney Island. It's like carnival barkers, and they all sit out there and go, "Come on in here and see a three-legged man!" So you walk in, and it's a guy with a crutch.
Jon Stewart

The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like.
Alex Baze

"Yes" and "No" are the oldest and simplest words, yet they require the most thought.
Author Unknown

A journey of a thousand miles typically begins with a delay of about three hours.
Author Unknown