WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Where are all the fairy tale characters of our youth? For example,

Q. What's Cinderella doing now?
A. Having a ball

Try these:

1. How does Goldilocks go out now?
2. Where are Hansel and Gretel now?
3. Where do Jack and Jill live now?
4. What is Beauty doing now?
5. What's Little Red Riding Hood doing now?
6. What's going on with the Three Little Pigs now?

Answers:

1. Loaded for bear
2. Out of the woods
3. Over the hill 
4. She's divorced and looking for another Beast.
5. She's trying to convince Grandma not to cut her out of the will.
6. They're still living in the brick house, but the Third Little Pig is getting pretty tired of it.

Credit: John Greenman (Ex. and #1-3)