JOKES

"Ethics are vital to the successful businessman," said the man to a friend. "To give you an example: an old customer paid his account today with a hundred-dollar bill. As he was leaving, I discovered that he had mistakenly handed me two hundreds stuck together. Immediately the question of ethics arose. Should I tell my partner?"
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Wife, reading astrology book to husband: "If you had been born two days later, you would have been kind, generous, and witty."