THREE BIGGEST LIES REVISITED

The two biggest lies are undisputed:

1. "The check is in the mail."

2. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

 

There are many contenders for the third biggest lie. My personal choice:

 

"You can't miss it."

 

However, I have found a serious contender by Peter A. Collins:

 

"Of course I remember you!" 

Here's another - from High School reunions:

"You haven't changed a bit!"