SPOONERISMS XXVII

The answers to the riddles below will be Spoonerisms.

1. What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

 

2. What's the difference between a popular sandwich and a mountain goat?

3. What's the difference between a defective fur coat and a risque story?

4. What's the difference between a bankrupt person and a cook in a convent?

 

5. What's the difference between kids helping around the house and termites?

 

6. What's the difference between an usher and an incompetent surgeon? 

7. What's the difference between a tax form and a man who has eaten all he can?

 

8. What's the difference between Romeo and Juliet and the catastrophe of 2020? 

Answers:

 

1. One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

2. One is a ham on rye and the other a ram on high.

3. One is a faulty sable and the other a salty fable.

4. One needs funds and the other feeds nuns. 

5. The kids are doing chores and the termites are chewing doors.

6. An usher shows you to a seat. An incompetent surgeon sews you to a sheet.

7. One is signed and dated and the other is dined and sated.

8. Verona crisis and Corona virus