SEVEN RIDDLES

1. What is always free of charge?

2. How do you learn to play Scrabble?

3. When is it a good idea not to break into song?

4. It takes two of these to do this, but "this" is called one of these. What are we? 

5. What did the medical students say when a seminar on nasal problems was offered?

6. I'm a clean person, yet after people see me, they want to have a shower. Who am I?

7. What did the banker say when he was asked about a problem with safety deposit boxes in another bank?

 

Answers:

 

1. A neutron

2. Some people read books, but most learn by tile and error.

3. When you can't find the key

4. Hands - It takes two hands to clap (applause). Applause is called a hand.

5. Sign us up (sinus)

6. A barber

7. "It's not my vault." 

 

Credits:

2: Harvey Estes

3. Richard Silvestri

4. Joseph Appel

6: Joseph Appel