ELEVEN RIDDLES

1. What can you hold but not break?

2. What can you break but not hold?

3. How do you know Elmer Fudd likes candy?

4. What two things have a neck but no head?

5. What does a dog do that a man steps into?

6. What's the most dangerous activity for anti-maskers?

7. Why do seismologists make difficult husbands or wives? 

8. People buy me to eat, but they never eat me. What am I?

9. What question do you answer "no" when you mean "yes"?

10. What question do you answer "yes" when you mean "no"?

11. A king and a queen are together in a palace room, but there are no people in the palace. How can this be? 

Answers:

 

1. Your breath

2. A promise

3. He always has Twix up his sleeve.

4. A bottle and a guitar

5. Pants (and one other)

6. SCUBA diving

7. They're always looking for faults.

8. A plate or silverware

9. "Do you mind?"   "Am I boring you?"

10. "Would you like to see some pictures of my grandchildren?"

11. The king and queen are beds.