POINTS TO PONDER LXXVIII

French existentialist writer Jean-Paul Sartre went into a restaurant and ordered a cup of coffee with no cream. The waitress said, "We don't have any cream. How about with no milk?"

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From Reader's Digest 

Submitted by Stephen Biddle

Last June, my friend told me about her plans for our upcoming prom. "I'm renting a stretch limo and spending $1,000 on a new dress, and I've reserved a table at the most expensive restaurant in town," she said. 

Our teacher overheard and shook her head. "I didn't spend that much on my wedding." 

My friend answered, "I can have three or four weddings. But a prom you do only once."