STATE JOKES I

 

ALABAMA

ALASKA

ARIZONA

 

When a visitor to a town in Alabama spotted a dog attacking a boy, he grabbed the dog and throttled it with his bare hands. An impressed reporter saw the incident and told him the next day's headline would scream "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." 

"I'm not from this town," said the hero.

"Then," the reporter said, "it will say, 'Alabama Man Saves Child by Killing Dog.' "

"Actually," said the man, "I'm from New Hampshire."

 

"In that case," the reporter grumbled, "the headline will be 'Yankee Kills Family Pet.' " 

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An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, "Where were you on the night of October to April? 

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It' so hot in Arizona, the trees and fire hydrants are competing for dogs.

Credit:

Reader's Digest 

January, 2009