FOUR RIDDLES

1. What do you call it when the violinist plays a wrong note in a Bach orchestral suite?

2. What did the patient ask when the doctor told him he was a kleptomaniac?

3. Why was the woman well-qualified to pick lemons in a citrus grove?

4. How do you make a stationery item un-stationary? 

Answers:

1. Error on a G string

2. "Can I take anything for it?"

3. She'd been divorced three times.

4. Push the envelope. 

 

Credits:

1: NY Times Crossword

    December 1, 2021

    Christopher Youngs

2: Reader's Digest 

    Submitted by Louis LaLonde

3: Reader's Digest

    Submitted by Marilyn Adkins

4: Joel D. Lafargue