JOKES

It took five years of post-graduate work, but I finally fulfilled by dream of becoming an archaiologist. My first job was with a museum supervising a dig in a nearby town. As we worked in the hot sun, I noticed a woman and her son peering down at us. 

   Seeing me in a hole, covered with mud with a pickax in hand, the mother told her son, "See what happens when you don't finish school? You end up like him."

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My wife complains that her clothes are so old, they were all made in the United States.

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A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?"

   "Well," she says, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born."

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Visiting a college campus, the prospective student spots a building called Hemingway Hall. "That's nice," he says, "a building named for Ernest Hemingway" 

   "Actually," says the tour guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway."

   "Was he a writer?" the student asks.

   "Yes. He wrote a big check."

 

Credits:

Reader's Digest

June, 2008

Submitted by:

1. Nicholas Marquez-Grant

2. Jack Hulley

3. Robert Gabbitas